Starbucks + Sleep Deprivation = Quasi Catatonia

Have you ever wanted to visit the land of Quasi Catatonia?  It’s a relatively Salvador Dali-esque place where inhibition and mental crunches are traded in for lack of concentration and synaptic moments of brilliance.  Unfortunately, the neural synapses don’t fire quite long enough to keep that “ah-hah!” inspiration in your pre-frontal lobe.

To purchase your very own ticket to Quasi Catatonia, simply visit your local Starbucks (line shouldn’t be as long considering their apparent retail business declines) and order up a Venti Mocha; the double shot comes standard.   Oh, and don’t forget to keep your eyelids unshuttered for at least 30+ hours prior to downing said drink.

You’ll find Quasi Catatonia is a relatively friendly place.  Or, it could just be that you’re too tired to appreciate the opinions of its residents.  Either way, you’ll enjoy visiting!